1. moltres:

    i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

    (via butttcheeks)

     


    1. me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
     


  2. earthnation:

    will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

    (via butttcheeks)

     

  3. lolsofunny:

    memewhore:

    I’m 44 and this makes me laugh.

    (lol here!)

    (Source: channel6actionnews, via ardentbehavior)

     

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  5. (Source: idreamofjimmy, via butttcheeks)

     


  6. meladoodle:

    juilan:

    My ears. They are ringing.

    are u gonna answer em

    (via butttcheeks)

     


    1. white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
    2. white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
     

  7. (Source: awwww-cute, via neopiacentral)

     

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